Monday, August 1, 2011

Wanted: Middle LB, Run Stopping Capability, Long walks on beach.

( Pictured above: Eagles going after sexy linebacker. 
Shhhh, roofies already in wine)

So the free agency period has been dominated by da Birds... But should we be completely satisfied? We did got the hot free agents including Vinsanity (coming to a psychiatrists office near you). But is the "dream team" complete or are we still one player short of losing to the Mavericks in the final? First Miami Heat reference of the blog, nice.

I am hoping that we have not gone after one yet because Casey Matthews is the second coming of Jesus Christ on Earth. And if so, thats great and Howie Roseman and Andy Reid should be taken to the nearest small country and be knighted for their drafting ability. Let's just assume for a moment though that he isn't that good and we are stuck, who is our core of linebackers going to be? Akeem Jordan, Jamar Chaney, and Keenan Clayton/Moises Fokou. While that sends chills into the spine of Aaron Rodgers, we should probably try to make some upgrades. There is the popular belief that we are going for broke on coverage and pass rushing, which makes sense, but there still needs to be a half decent linebacking core out there. And while... oh wait, whats this? Someone replied to our wanted ad, lets see who this vixen is...


Oh yeah, thats right... Its a 6'0" 200 lb. chesty linebacker who is longing for a winning team.

Make that deal and that Super Bowl will be guaranteed for the Eagles. And comments like these...


Will be true.

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