Philadelphia 1 - New York 1

On a showdown day when Philadelphia was pinned against its old buddy New York, the games were split 1-1. The Phillies ended their 8 game nauseating skid with a nice 9-4 win over Mike Pelfrey (the crybaby) and an Eagles’ full out collapse versus the New York Giants losing 29-16. We can take a quick look at each of these games.

Phillies 9   Mets 4

The Phanatic wins again. What a character.

This game was an overall great sign for the Phillies in what could be the exact lineup in Game 1 of the NLDS. The offense was put together and seemed to click on all cylinders with Hunter Pence in the 3 hole and Victorino giving Howard some protection in the number 5 spot. Obviously with the 9 runs everything seemed to be smooth. There was timely hitting, 2 out run production, and some power shown with Pence’s 2 run homerun in the first inning. It was a huge confidence boost for an offense that looked sluggish and out of sorts as of late with most regulars getting some rest. Defensively, there were no errors and Roy Halladay did what Roy Halladay does best. He was a strike-throwing machine with almost no flaws. He left after 6 innings with only four hits allowed and a shutout still in tact, but Charlie wanted to rest him up for next Saturday. The only thing that was troubling from this game was the bullpen. Worley came in and gave up a run in the 8^th, but Bastardo seemed to come unraveled again, giving up 3 runs in the 7^th. Other than that, it is a pheel good day for the Phillies who hopefully let the Braves sweep them so we can avoid the hoT hOt Hot Cardinals in the first round (We are not kidding).

Eagles 16 Giants 29

"I thought I remembered you guys making some kind of upgrade in the offseason? Must have been mistaken."

This game was awful in more ways than one. Not only did our defense look absolutely atrocious the entire second half and first quarter, but we have more injuries that can do nothing but hurt us moving forward. First, the injuries that are incredibly significant are (obviously) Michael Vick’s broken right hand and Jeremy Maclin’s hurt hamstring. Vick may be done for a couple weeks, which could lead us to a Vince Young/Mike Kafka competition for #1 this week. That could be interesting to see who starts and if we can win with all that talent, but a B lister at quarterback. The severity of Maclin’s injury is not known as of yet, and even though he is an important part of our offense, we can survive without our second number 1 receiver. Now, to the pathetic game by the defense and offense overall. First, the offense was actually pretty effective most of the game, and only looked hindered when Vick got hurt and had to leave the game. The only thing we have to rip on them for is the pitiful short yardage situations. It was something that appeared to have been corrected as of late, but after a performance on the goal line that would have made Reggie White roll over in his grave, fans were left scratching their heads. The inability of the line and the running game to take advantage of those situations will kill a team’s entire season in the long run. The defense, where can we even begin? The linebackers are such a joke that it is hard to put a finger on whether or not they were worse against the run or the pass. Chaney is a better MLB than Matthews, but Matthews still seemed to be a liability on the outside. One prime example is when he looked lost in coverage on the 40 yard passing TD to Brandon Jacobs in the first. Aside from this, the defense needs to learn how to tackle. Due to a lack of tackling, they made VICTOR CRUZ look like an All-Star and helped Bradshaw extended numerous drives in the game. With all the money spent on the defensive side of the ball, the LBs should have been addressed. The thought that strengthening every other position would help hide the weakness at linebacker obviously didn’t work out. This needs to be corrected or else this season is going to be just as bad as these last two weeks have gone.

Philadelphia is still winning.

In the grand scheme of things, we will still unfortunately give New York the win overall seeing as the Mets still took two of three from the Phillies this weekend and the Giants game was a huge surprise. In a 16 game season, a loss to a division rival is far more devastating than a late September win over a terrible opponent in a 162 game season. Even though New York won this battle, by our records, Philadelphia is still dominating in the war about 1,000,000 to 1 so they can go back to sucking their thumbs at night and dreaming of one day being as great as the city of Brotherly Love.

Public Enemy Nos. 1 & 2

Yeah thats right, you are both very sorry for your comments earlier today, but it won't save you the embarrassment of  questioning one of the greatest people of all times. You can't hide anymore.

If there is one thing we know, it is that there is a lot of hated scum that Philadelphia holds dear in their hearts. Whether it is Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowgirls, JD Drew and any team he is on, or the always-taunted scumbag Sean Avery (who gets booed everywhere, even in New York), here in the City of Brotherly Love we have a laundry list of enemies that get special treatment when we’re in town. There are a ton of players who are actually good overall people, they just dominated us in a playoff series or special instance, like Joe Carter or Troy Aikman, who we wrongfully dislike anyway. But after today, in our eyes, there are two new enemies on the list of Philly’s Most Wanted. We would like to nominate Terry Collins and Mike Pelfrey as all-time scum on the list.

Here at Continued Success, it is easy to see that we love the man, the myth, the legend, Gary “Sarge” Matthews, and when you mess with Sarge, you mess with this blog, and Philadelphia Phillies’ fans of all ages. Older men loved him as a player and younger fans love him as an amazing color analyst on Phillies’ broadcasts. So when you come out publicly and talk out against him, we are going to come after you in every way possible. We’d like to know who the hell Mike Pelfrey and Terry Collins think they are… Well first, in case you didn’t previously see it, lets tell you what actually happened.

Today, in the sixth inning, Placido Polanco smartly leaned in on a 3-2 pitch, got hit, and took his rightful place on first base. While this was happening, Pelfrey thought more about how awful he is as a pitcher, got angry, and told Polly not to lean into the pitch. While this was going on, he cried a little bit and we are pretty sure he wet himself. During this period, Sarge also rightfully commented on the Mets and their season in general by saying:

"That’s the way you’re supposed to be going into the ball.That’s why these guys lose, anyway though. They’re a bunch of crybabies, most of them. They really are."

This is again great commentary, beautifully worded and what expert analysis from a real professional. After the game, the guilty party, Mike Pelfrey, and the half-wit boss of that little weasel, Terry Collins, both decided to comment on our hero. Collins came out and said, “I don’t give a (expletive) what he says.” Also, he added in “That’s his opinion, he doesn’t know.” The oversized woman, Michelle Pelfrey, had this to say, “I don’t care. I don’t even know who that is so I don’t care.” So as you can see by these comments, these two men just rose to the top of our shit list, and we encourage all of you to take these two in the same manner, as we are public enemies No. 1 and No. 2.

So now back to what we were getting to earlier... Let’s break this down for a second… Hey Terry, Michelle, how many All-Star appearances have you had in the MLB? Oh really? Interesting. Hey Michelle, ever won a ROY award in MLB? How about being an NLCS MVP? Oh really, none of them either? That’s weird. Terry, ever been a coach on a playoff team? No way! You never finished better than second place on any team you coached and your Mets are currently 4^th in the NL East and 22.5 GAMES BACK OF THE PHILS. Yeah, but you have a lot of notoriety compared to Sarge. Oh, and Pelfrey, you have a huge accomplishment too. According to Wikipedia, your ONLY accomplishment is being the Mets pitcher who faced the most consecutive batters (243) without giving up a homerun. That’s amazing, can you sign this roll of toilet paper for me? Sarge only has one All-Star appearance, an NL ROY award winner, a 1983 NLCS MVP, and was a coach on numerous playoff teams with the Cubs. So who do you respect more, the amazing Gary Nathaniel Matthews Sr, or Terry Collins/Michelle Pelfrey? Yeah, that’s what we thought.

You are absolutely magnificent. Who styles your mustache?

In closing, go to hell Terry Collins and Mike Pelfrey, we hope you both lose your jobs and are forced to work as McDonald’s most special mascots for the rest of your miserable lives.